1. Why do you want me to interview you?
Me: Next to no reason at all other than to kill time.
2. Do you feel sad now that leeches drained out all my
creative energy?
Me: mmmmm creative energy. Ack!! I mean THOSE BASTARDS!!!
3. WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
Me: Can you hear me now? Bad!
4. Aren’t Geisha’s not assasins?
Me: They arn’t not assasins.They are the highly trained guests of honor that entertained their victims with poetry before killing them.By law a geisha could only be killed by another geisha.
5. Aren’t you dumb? 🙂
Me: Duhhh. i’m scared of big words.