Bababa-ba Ba-baba

So… the Olympics will go on in Beijing despite the consternation of misguided western activists, a snooty eugenicist, colonial apoligist bastard who was somehow elected President of France and all the Beijingers who were forced out of their homes and businesses to make way for this one-trick pony.

Who to I root for in Beijing?

Afghanistan

Mahboba Ahdyar: Track & Field

Iraq (who were almost unable to play this year)

Swara Mohammed Pirba: Weightlifting

US

Raj Bhavsar: M gymnastics

Misty May Kerri Walsh: W Beach Vollyball
The superstars of Athens do Beijing.

Phil Dalhausser : M Beach Vollyball
Go UCF!!!

Taylor Takata: M Judo

the Lopez kids: M-W-M Taekwondo

Iran

Yossef Karami: M Taekwondo

France

Gwladys Epangue : W Taekwondo

Russia

Semen Poltavsky : M Vollyball
(lol)


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