Author: Shahryar Rizvi

Damn. Reading Natural-Born Cyborgs for Communication Tech is becoming a chore at this point. Clark already made his point 60 pages ago, and now he’s just filling up paper. It’s a shame since he cites and acknowledges so many of my favorite authors and doesn’t take their work to their full potential to make his […]

ZOMG! Why is Facebook being Facebook. Before, my friends had to look into their “Friends” section for any changes that I make. Now they can just skip a click and look at my updates. STALKERTOOL! STALKERTOOL! STALKERTOOL! (because the more people say it, the truer it is) Oh, and by the way, you can find […]

Has anyone ever tried to collect Condiyisms? The misguided business-school philosophy and incorrect analogies in political spin? It may apply to people other than Condi. but it’s easier to say than Rummyisms. All I have so far is her implementing the 危机(Wēi,jī) myth, and a stupid comparison between political discourse during the US Civil War […]

Holy Crap! I’ve been around manta rays, and I can say that It’s quite hard to get them to attack you. Irwin must have irritated the ray with that odd aussie voice.

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/08/24/eff_sues_barney_the_.html Those damn Dinosaurs. I say we should bomb them back to the stone age and turn their land into a parking lot.

I just got the Buff in the mail. It’s expensive but awsome Ninjerrorist Shahryarrrr!I’m Snake! We have to stop Richard Gere! Wristband that makes my arm look like Leela’s

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